Farklemania do you suffer

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seanred

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From this: See below. I just had to find out if SA guys/girls are just as bad. I have every intention of getting this desease.


Originally Posted by Cyath (Adventure Riders Forum.)
June 7, 2007 12:40PM (PST)

San Francisco(AP) Some fascinating research is going on at the Institute of Farkelology. Professor JimVonBaden announced today exciting results of a new study designed to enhance the understanding of Farkle's Law.

In one study, research indicates that prolongued exposure to the ADV GSpot forum had an unexpected effect on the study subjects. The subjects were all new owners of the stock R1200GS(A) (Model Years 2005-2007). The subjects initially scored high on satisfaction with the R12's stock performance. However, with increasing levels of fourm exposure, they developed the unexplainable desire to enhance the performance of the motorcycle, especially when the motorcycle sat unused, at home in the garage. VonBAden termed this this the "Stock-Home Syndrome".

Further data analysis showed that the subjects specifically showed the propensity to make their bikes bigger, stronger and last longer. This data was the foundation for the newly termed "Viagra Phenomenon" and helped explain why the subjects spent most of their time focusing on aftermarket exhaust mods, fuel tank drilling, and suspension mods.

In an exclusive interview, Professor VonBaden explained "Vat ve hef hear iz extraahordinary insiite into ze eelusif mind of ze bee-em-daabelyou arrtwelfv-gee-ess ownah. A mind preeviously uun-tapped". While much data still remains to be interpreted, these initial discoveries represent true breakthoughs in the field of Farkelology and show the need for contined research in this newly emerging field of science.
 
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