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Offline MILADY

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Do you have a v@gina???
« on: December 15, 2011, 11:42:27 am »
This is great.  I had a very loud laugh.Enjoy!!!

Now there is a question you do not get too often...   A woman is at home
when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the
door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a v@gina?'
She slams the door in disgust... The next morning she hears a knock at the
door, it is the same man, and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you
have a v@gina'. She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband
gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband
tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow
off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'. The next morning they
hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide
behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer
yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow
is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have v@gina'......
'Yes' she says...... The man replies Good!

Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using
yours'?
I've ridden roads nvr seen be4,with friends I hd never previously met: Feeling at home while riding through unknown territories. I've listened 2 noises that sounded like music:  And smelt odours that smelt like perfume......Ladies of Harley
 

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Re: Do you have a v@gina???
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 11:44:33 am »
There, buttt for the grace of god, stand i.......


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If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: Do you have a v@gina???
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 12:02:54 pm »
Vrou staan en stryk. Hoor n gehamer aan die voordeur.
Sy maak oop en buite staan haar buurvrou dik die moer in.
Sy gil" ek hoor jy vertel die dorp vol jy het gesien my man het n vratjie op sy totie"!!
Buurvrou gil terug in verweer" ek het nie gesÍ ek het dit gesien nie ek het gesÍ dit het so gevoel"!!!!!!!!! :imaposer:
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Re: Do you have a v@gina???
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 12:23:03 pm »
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I've ridden roads nvr seen be4,with friends I hd never previously met: Feeling at home while riding through unknown territories. I've listened 2 noises that sounded like music:  And smelt odours that smelt like perfume......Ladies of Harley
 

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Re: Do you have a v@gina???
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 02:04:36 pm »
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