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Offline Gérrard

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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7380 on: November 27, 2019, 02:03:59 pm »
Quote from: Offshore on November 27, 2019, 12:40:28 pm
IMG 23 is about as perfect as it gets. :evil6:

Agree with you... love the way he did the flames.
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7381 on: November 27, 2019, 02:12:07 pm »
Quote from: Offshore on November 27, 2019, 01:32:52 pm


No contest ;D

Only if you like over-augmented F-cup fake boobs.
(They may even be G-cup)

Add 5-10 years...  ::)
The silicone implants will be pointing her nipples straight out, but her boobs will be resting either side of her navel.
The buttocks will be dropping to mid-thigh as the botox wears off.

Natural boobs keep their shape better and age better...  :sip:

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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7382 on: November 27, 2019, 02:22:20 pm »
 IN 5-10  Years I'll be drooping with her, no Problem.  :'( :lol8:
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7383 on: November 27, 2019, 02:27:03 pm »
Quote from: Offshore on November 27, 2019, 02:22:20 pm
IN 5-10  Years I'll be drooping with her, no Problem.  :'( :lol8:

Perfect for you then !  :thumleft:

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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7384 on: November 27, 2019, 02:37:22 pm »
Nee fok FM, you take things to the extreme, I know Women that had Implants for longer than 15 Years and they certainly don't look like that.
Waar boer jy?
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7385 on: November 27, 2019, 02:47:26 pm »
Sorry if I ruined your appetite, OS.  ::)

I think you will find that the cup sizes are similar...

For some reason, young women want DD or bigger boobs when they are 25.
An A- or B-cup at 25 will become a C-cup after pregnancy and likely grow to a D-cup over 40-45.
The skin stretch over a DD or bigger is permanent.
If a woman must have implants, I believe research will prove it is far better to start with a single cup size larger and possibly have additional saline or silicone injected after 5 or 10 years as the breasts lose to gravity. This allows the skin to retain its tone.

Personally, I prefer pert full B or small C-cups.
I would post pics, but that would earn me a banning...  ::)
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7386 on: November 28, 2019, 10:17:47 am »
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7387 on: November 29, 2019, 01:02:21 pm »
Have we got someone that lives near Wayne, that can quickly ride over to his place to see if he's OK?
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7388 on: November 29, 2019, 01:28:12 pm »
Quote from: nemodakar on November 29, 2019, 01:02:21 pm
Have we got someone that lives near Wayne, that can quickly ride over to his place to see if he's OK?

No need - Wayne is tattooly okay
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7389 on: November 29, 2019, 02:11:30 pm »
Quote from: nemodakar on November 29, 2019, 01:02:21 pm
Have we got someone that lives near Wayne, that can quickly ride over to his place to see if he's OK?

You are obviously also feeling withdrawal symptoms today :) ;)
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7390 on: November 29, 2019, 03:07:21 pm »
Quote from: Wild Hearted Son on November 29, 2019, 02:11:30 pm
You are obviously also feeling withdrawal symptoms today :) ;)

You could always do your own surfing...
or are you blocked by your work servers ?  :P
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7391 on: November 29, 2019, 04:55:11 pm »
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Quote from: Wild Hearted Son on November 29, 2019, 02:11:30 pm
You are obviously also feeling withdrawal symptoms today :) ;)

You could always do your own surfing...
or are you blocked by your work servers ?  :P

Much easier to just come home for breakfast and have it served.
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7392 on: November 29, 2019, 05:34:31 pm »
Quote from: nemodakar on November 29, 2019, 04:55:11 pm
Much easier to just come home for breakfast and have it served.

True, but  that means you have to subject yourself to his taste.  ::)
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7393 on: November 29, 2019, 05:36:55 pm »
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7394 on: November 29, 2019, 05:44:04 pm »
My GS needs a wash.

Where is this bike wash place...?

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Re: Girls with bikes!
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Re: Girls with bikes!
« Reply #7397 on: December 03, 2019, 05:45:06 am »
 

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