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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 10:18:34 am »
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These guys are/were crazy!!!!  


http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=130601


Agreed, but it sure looks like fun. Non pig friendly, but just shows what fun can be had.

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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 10:40:55 am »
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All you could have done was loose another 10 bashplates
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 11:42:00 am »
Those are great pics the guys took. I think I just blew my monthly cap
 

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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 03:17:23 pm »
One word - AWESOME 8)  8)

That's it I am moving to the states :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 04:17:26 pm »
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All you could have done was loose another 10 bashplates
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Did you not notice, the ADV rider had his bike painted in my colours!

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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 04:24:08 pm »
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One word - AWESOME 8)  8)

That's it I am moving to the states :D


Why Mav, there are just as many great rocky locations in Essex, its just that the rocks have got a 1m covering of mud you gotta get through.

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 04:53:21 pm »
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Why Mav, there are just as many great rocky locations in Essex
The only great rocks I saw in Essex were fenced off and visited by druids on every solstice
ooh, and the girls were nice... they declined on my offer to buy them a glass of wine but after six pints of lager they were ready to come home with me...
 

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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2006, 05:30:35 pm »
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Why Mav, there are just as many great rocky locations in Essex, its just that the rocks have got a 1m covering of mud you gotta get through.


Damn Welshie that means we will have to wheelspin alot more to get to "da good stuff" :)

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and the girls were nice... they declined on my offer to buy them a glass of wine but after six pints of lager they were ready to come home with me


He he the essex girls obviously saw you coming...normally it's just a promise of a pint and maybe some food and you sorted :D (I have heard....of course if Mrs Maverick read this :shock: )
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2006, 10:32:09 am »
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He he the essex girls obviously saw you coming...normally it's just a promise of a pint and maybe some food and you sorted :D (I have heard....of course if Mrs Maverick read this :shock: )

this is my last hi-jack post, I promise... but I have to share this with someone who understands...

I remember their response to my offer of a glas of wine very well:
"Wha... You're havin a larf aint ya? Mine's a pint o laaga and Gemma ere would like a pack'et o crisps, cheers love!" followed by inane cackles that sent chills down my spine.
They were nice enough to look at except for one ugly mate of theirs which they tried to smear off every passing male. The girl I fancied were a little more cultured and attractive than the rest. Except maybe for her thigh-high skirt and track-suit top. The tiara was a nice touch but I can promise you, she was no princess and could swear with the worst of us.

My expectations of the English Rose were unfairly shattered by the slappers of Leytonstone :cry:  :lol:
 

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2006, 12:33:33 pm »
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My expectations of the English Rose were unfairly shattered by the slappers of Leytonstone :cry:  :lol:


Welcome to england :D  :D

This reminds me of a mate of mine who went to Cambridge for a weekend playing in the clubs with all the students. He asked someone what was the best way to get a girls attention and some geezer said just walk up to a girl and ask her for a blowjob :shock: He got enough courage after a few pints and picked a girl of interest and walked up to her and whispered in her ear "do you give blowjobs?" She stepped back with a very surpised look and shouted "do I do I?? Of course I do what stupid question is that??" and pulled him into a corner... :?

Scary stuff but for us skaam boertjies growing up all sweet and innocent enough to make you think twice :wink: Some kids today have no shame and certainly no inhibitations. Well the essex girls that is so widely talked about I am yet to encounter :roll:
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2006, 01:12:51 pm »
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Well the essex girls that is so widely talked about I am yet to encounter :roll:


You need to get out more mate.. Mmm, probably too late now you're married. I stopped going to clubs because I always got into trouble, and as you guys know by now I'm no oil painting. Sadly, everything you've heard about the Essex girls are true but from what I've heard of the rest of the UK it's quite unfair to them as it's a similar story all over.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2006, 06:49:44 pm »
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I stopped going to clubs because I always got into trouble

 
Sounds like you have a story or few to tell! Spill the beans Lootch!  :wink:
 

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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2006, 09:22:29 am »
My lips are sealed.... Actually they're still swollen from the last beating I took.. :oops:
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