What to do if your forst to drive a car to work

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GIDEON

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Monday I was made to DRIVE to work and not RIDE there.
While traveling in the CAGE I was thinking how to make this less boring
here's my steps.
1 . Put off the radio.
2 . Open up all windows.
3 . Hold the steering wheel at 3 and 9 o clock
4 . Put your seat way back.
5 . When stopping make sure the cars in neutral, so you can place your hands on your lap, and look around as if your looking for arses doing stupid things in front.
6 . When in a turn, Lean into the turn with your body keep your head up and look thru the turn, also lift the opposite direction elbow up incase your going to slide.
7 . Always look into alleys just incase someone is an arse.
8 . Keep your headlights on at all times.
9 . When its raining like Monday keep on rubbing in front of your eyes as if your cleaning your goggles.
10. You can however make sounds but this is optional.

BIG NOTE REMEMBER YOUR STILL IN A CAGE SO DONT RIDE ON THE WHITE LINE AND DONT TRY STOPPING BETWEEN CARS
 
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