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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2012, 02:03:09 pm »
I want first option if he ever decides to sell that bike.
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2012, 08:18:07 am »
Shite, I have TWO Bims and nothing is happening to me. Maybe I must sell the PitBike and buy another Bim? :ricky:
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2012, 12:21:05 pm »
I would rub  one out and go ride again  :imaposer:
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2012, 12:29:45 pm »
Dit was seker die ou se broer wat destyds gesue het oor die koffie wat te warm was. Die klagat was natuurlik heel toevallig op n BEEeM. :peepwall:
 

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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2012, 12:29:58 pm »
Kannie verstaan hoekom die man nie die tyd met die "proebleem" net goed gebruik nie  :imaposer:
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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2012, 12:38:58 pm »
The right way to make your name "Totti"...........
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2012, 12:40:30 pm »
In so n geval ry reguit na n hoerhuis en maak n hotel vol girls gelukkig..........
 

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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2012, 12:41:49 pm »
In so n geval ry reguit na n hoerhuis en maak n hotel vol girls gelukkig..........
Kan dalk n duur oplossing wees daai.
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2012, 12:42:19 pm »
Shite, I have TWO Bims and nothing is happening to me. Maybe I must sell the PitBike and buy another Bim? :ricky:

cause not all beemer owners ride like dwises...........
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2012, 12:44:08 pm »
In so n geval ry reguit na n hoerhuis en maak n hotel vol girls gelukkig..........
Kan dalk n duur oplossing wees daai.

 :imaposer: met so n "hard-on" sou die hoere hom dalk betaal!
 

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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2012, 12:52:25 pm »
Sounds like a real upstanding oke ;)
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2012, 04:11:52 pm »
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2012, 04:21:23 pm »
Some of the comments on the story ..................  :pot:

Can’t believe how anyone could get an erection from a BMW.
Must be a sick individual.
Maybe from a Desmo RR or a Ferrari or a GP replica 2 stroke but a BMW ?
What next a Triumph fetish ??

The price of 93 BMW’s just skyrockeded! And please, my wife want’s to know the Corbin seat model number, she has promised to pay for it.

Second, if you have a persistent, lasting erection, this is rendering him incapable of engaging in sexual activity??? Or is it his less than appealing looks that is causing that problem?


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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2012, 08:16:01 pm »
"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2012, 08:31:09 pm »
He must be gay!
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Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow - 4 hrs ago

Commercials for erectile dysfunction medications like Cialis end with a warning that an individual should contact their doctor if they have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.

After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the "ridged seat" on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection.

Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," attorney Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit, which was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Bradley said the alleged case of priapism began after Wolf took a four-hour ride on his motorcycle.

As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection.

According to USA Today, Wolf is seeking monetary damages for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."



The All About Bikes blog notes that there have been several instances alleging erectile dysfunction as a result of narrow motorcycle seats but that this appears to be the first case where a medical condition with the exact opposite effect has been alleged.

Florida radio station WWJ Newsradio 950 spoke with Michigan Institute of Urology's Dr. Michael Luts who said there is "no medical data" to support Wolf's claim, again citing the evidence that riding a motorcycle for an extended period of time typically works against the body's ability to achieve sexual arousal.

"It's been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis - if it's compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device - it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia," Lutz told the station.

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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2012, 10:45:53 am »
"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

 :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4: :laughing4:WTF?
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  :laughing4: netso en op die dorp maak ek dan soveel girls gelukkig as wat bereid is  :imaposer:
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US man suing BMW for 2-year erection
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2012, 02:31:51 pm »
Wonder if it was a boxer?
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US man suing BMW for 2-year erection
2012-05-01 10:29
 San Francisco - A San Francisco man is suing vehicle manufacturer BMW, alleging that one of the company’s motorbikes left him with a two year erection.

The Huffington Post reported on Monday that Henry Wolf filed a lawsuit claiming that he was “stricken with a severe case priapism - a persistent, long-lasting erection - after going for two back-to-back two hour rides on his 1993 BMW motorcycle.

Wolf claims that the long-lasting erection was caused by "the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by [the] defendants." He has had the painful condition since the fateful day of the ride on May 1 2010.

In the suit, The Huffington Post writes, the US man says he "is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish". He is suing for personal injury, lost wages, product liability and emotional distress.
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2012, 07:17:03 pm »
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Re: Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2012, 07:22:45 pm »
Why the 20 month wait? Or is he suing them because the symptoms have subsided?