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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #80 on: May 03, 2012, 10:58:30 am »
Sheeze Sam! :patch:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #81 on: May 03, 2012, 10:59:09 am »
There are no bike parking.
They discriminate against bikers.
So we used the handicap parking.

See nothing wrong with it  ???

Always kinda wondered if your avatar was a chicken or a cock. Thanks, you've just confirmed that it's the latter.

While I harbour hopes that you're merely trolling on the subject, I suspect not.

If you can't see anything wrong with it, I would suggest looking up the definition of the following words in the dictionary;
- Narcissism
- Sociopath
it migh enliten you as to the character traits that you display.

Anyway, you're correct about one thing - very low odds that the "law" will do anything about it. I find that a good dose of superglue applied to the innards of the ingnition, or a nice key mark down the side of the tank,usually gets the message across after a whle.......



No need to become personal.
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #82 on: May 03, 2012, 11:39:29 am »
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #83 on: May 03, 2012, 12:09:17 pm »
So laas jaar die tyd is ek nog op krukke en ek het goed by die apteek nodig. My pel lift my toe net so op my AT winkel sentum toe en parkeer in die handy-cap parking wat naby is.

Toe ek uitgewaggel kom staan 'n tannie hom van 'n dizzie hoogte en uitkak. Het sy nou stupid gelyk toe ons op die bike klim. Daar is handy-cap ouens wat bike ry  :imaposer:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #84 on: May 03, 2012, 12:23:45 pm »
So laas jaar die tyd is ek nog op krukke en ek het goed by die apteek nodig. My pel lift my toe net so op my AT winkel sentum toe en parkeer in die handy-cap parking wat naby is.

Toe ek uitgewaggel kom staan 'n tannie hom van 'n dizzie hoogte en uitkak. Het sy nou stupid gelyk toe ons op die bike klim. Daar is handy-cap ouens wat bike ry  :imaposer:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #85 on: May 03, 2012, 12:35:08 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #86 on: May 03, 2012, 12:40:47 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #87 on: May 03, 2012, 01:20:20 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #88 on: May 03, 2012, 01:24:03 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!
Amper elke dag. Die probleem is nie by die parkering nie maar binne in die winkel  :peepwall:
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #89 on: May 03, 2012, 01:25:50 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!
There more Moms than handicapped. The poor Mothers really struggle with the kids sometimes!
Plus its good for them to congregate in one area...easier to perv... ;D
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #90 on: May 03, 2012, 01:37:06 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!

Ek haat kinders so ek voel hulle moet glad nie in winkels toe gelaat word nie. Nou word ek nog sommer benadeel agv my lewens keuses  :patch:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #91 on: May 03, 2012, 01:39:07 pm »
Can dads with kids also park there? :P
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #92 on: May 03, 2012, 01:39:37 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!

Ek haat kinders so ek voel hulle moet glad nie in winkels toe gelaat word nie. Nou word ek nog sommer benadeel agv my lewens keuses  :patch:


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ek neem aan jy het geen??? ( of jy het hulle geruil vir iets ?)  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #93 on: May 03, 2012, 01:41:36 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!

Ek haat kinders so ek voel hulle moet glad nie in winkels toe gelaat word nie. Nou word ek nog sommer benadeel agv my lewens keuses  :patch:


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ek neem aan jy het geen??? ( of jy het hulle geruil vir iets ?)  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Nee ek het nie en is ook nie van plan om te kry nie. Haat was dalk bietjie sterk, ek hou net fokol van hulle  :peepwall:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #94 on: May 03, 2012, 01:43:46 pm »
Can dads with kids also park there? :P

now THAt is a very valid question??? The odds are greater that Im pissed when going to the shops, so it would be safer to park closer and not get hit by moms and their tots..

Id like to see parkings like :

Jags teenager wat gou moet effies / siggies  koop PARK HIER

Single ouens PARK HIER

bikers met seer bene of penne daarin ( of gout )  PARK HIER
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #95 on: May 03, 2012, 01:46:23 pm »
Freak, ek stem saam!

I will never, ever stop on parking reserved for handicapped people.

Buuut, I don't give a rat's arse for the "Moms and tots" parking. WTF? Is it a disease? Are they ill? So they can't do 30metres extra to the entrance of Canal Walk, but miraculously, once inside they can do unlimited laps of that temple of shopping? Same at gym. So it's too much effort to walk to gym like anyone else... (hang on, kids under 16 aren't allowed unsupervised... hmmm, wat doen sy dan daar?) but once inside you work out! Sweating sommer bucket loads. Neh?

Nee fok man, try another one. So I say: "Se ma!" (litterally).

Is jy fokken serious? Bestaan daar so iets? Ek het nou als gehoor

Het een van julle al gaan shopping doen met kinders???????  Ma's verdien daai parkings!!!

Ek haat kinders so ek voel hulle moet glad nie in winkels toe gelaat word nie. Nou word ek nog sommer benadeel agv my lewens keuses  :patch:


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ek neem aan jy het geen??? ( of jy het hulle geruil vir iets ?)  :imaposer: :imaposer: :imaposer:

Nee ek het nie en is ook nie van plan om te kry nie. Haat was dalk bietjie sterk, ek hou net fokol van hulle  :peepwall:

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #96 on: May 03, 2012, 01:48:48 pm »
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #97 on: May 03, 2012, 01:58:16 pm »
Ek hou ook nie van kinders nie maar ek hou van party kinders se ma's.  ::)
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #98 on: May 03, 2012, 02:08:51 pm »
Can dads with kids also park there? :P

now THAt is a very valid question??? The odds are greater that Im pissed when going to the shops, so it would be safer to park closer and not get hit by moms and their tots..

Id like to see parkings like :

Jags teenager wat gou moet effies / siggies  koop PARK HIER

Single ouens PARK HIER

bikers met seer bene of penne daarin ( of gout )  PARK HIER

 :imaposer: :imaposer:

Pre-fokken-sies.

Old timers met wyntoon. PARK HIER.

Alzheimers-lyers: PARK HIER (onthou net... ah, nevermind)

Mense met blaasprobleme: PARK HIER.

Land Rovers: PARK HIER bo-op die oliepan.

Ag nee, die Moms with Tots is 'n pot tos. Soos Brandt gese het, die grootste fokop is binne-in die winkels. Wat het parkering daarmee uit te waai?  ???
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #99 on: May 03, 2012, 02:11:28 pm »
Ek hou ook nie van kinders nie maar ek hou van party kinders se ma's.  ::)
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