Recent content by Midget

I think what you should rather do Camel is rekindle your movie career

Having been raised in a circus theres not much that makes me uncomfortable sir - be it man or beast - if its under 3ft ill have at it - even if it be burglary..

The camel auditioning for the role of stringfellow hawk inthe late 80's - he didnt get the part

stringfellow hawk

How to kill airwolf - fire a single bullet down this tube

if i could elaborate here - what this fateful night highlighted was that, like airwolf,  there is only one way to kill a DR650 and that is to drop a single grain of sand between a hairline crack in the kill switch jamming it permanently in  the on position - ninjas train an entire lifetime to...

you may have seen spaniels Max but I saw something  far more terrifying - eyes that where almost human with a ginger beard  - an unholy abomination

'So, when the pack of about 5 poorly bred poodle-looking things heard us coming, scratched themselves and joyfully ran out to sort-of-bark and half heartedly chase Max’s front tire, I felt kinda stoopid. ' ah - I beg to differ sir! - those dogs where terrifying - especially for someone not...

hello ladies , sorry to keep you waiting i run a global empire and between monkey triaining and push ups i dont have much time for forums to answer your questions - no i am not all in proportion - in fact obsenely disproportionate betsy - i know you ve been asking for more pics of me ill see...