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Offline Etienne2T

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2013, 09:13:27 pm »
It is perfectly natural process humanity undergoes its called natural selection.

Exactly

Wheeliest = Gets the pretty girls = pretty children
People against wheelies, most probably 45+, accountant by trade, married the wrong woman and now lives a life of regret.

Non wheeliest :


Wheeliest :
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2013, 09:20:30 pm »
Dit is ook maar net altyd die mense wat nie kan nie wat kak en kerm oor die mense wat kan.

Woensdag ry ek van Houtbaai af terug huistoe op die M3, ek ry stadig want familie en vriende is agter my in die bus.

Twee superbikes kom verby en ek maak plek vir hulle, en hulle sleep daar weg met 'n spoed.

Die juvenile in my neem oor en ek jaag hulle, fokkit dit was lekker, veral toe ek hulle vang (iemand gaan my nou uitkak omdat ek onverantwoordelik in die verkeer gejaag het, wag net so paar posts...)

In elk geval, 'n ander superbike trek to agter my in en doen 'n awesome wheelie - RESPEK  :thumleft: dit was befok ek hoop jy het dit geniet.

Hou op fokken kerm oor hoe ander mense ry, los jou keyboard vir 'n paar uur en gaan ry jou bike, regtig probeer dit, dit is eintlik nogal fun  :thumleft:
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2013, 05:06:31 am »
[quote Hou op fokken kerm oor hoe ander mense ry, los jou keyboard vir 'n paar uur en gaan ry jou bike, regtig probeer dit, dit is eintlik nogal fun  :thumleft:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #63 on: May 04, 2013, 08:42:19 am »
 :imaposer:, Ettienne, the prettiest women gives you[usually] the prettiest kids, but also the smallest and weakest. The models and Justin Biebers [usually] comes from pretty moms, while the top rugby players come from earth-stock women with child-bearing hips. Hempies du Toit's own words. :imaposer:
And the type of girl attracted by a wheely is the equal to the type of girl attracted by a dooskarretjie doughnut, or a Escort 1SIX-doublenoughtScort doubleclutching. :pot:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #64 on: May 04, 2013, 08:58:52 am »
Can't resist that kind of thing when you ride a KTM.  :3some:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #65 on: May 04, 2013, 09:03:37 am »
Jirre jy mag nie jou gat ven die seat af lig nie,jy mag nie die ou voorwieletjie oplig nie...dis gevaarlik. :patch:
Ek en Jack het nou een aand lekker gesels,toe ek gaan pis zip ek my tril in die ou denimpie se zip vas...ek weet nou nie meer nie...fok als is nou gevaarlik.
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2013, 09:22:49 am »
Jirre jy mag nie jou gat ven die seat af lig nie,jy mag nie die ou voorwieletjie oplig nie...dis gevaarlik. :patch:
Ek en Jack het nou een aand lekker gesels,toe ek gaan pis zip ek my tril in die ou denimpie se zip vas...ek weet nou nie meer nie...fok als is nou gevaarlik.

Ja, ek dra liewer daai broeke sonder enige opening voor, soos n sweetpakbroek, met strepe en al. :imaposer:
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2013, 09:26:52 am »
I only wheelie 1ce a year in the Karoo when nobody can see me. :3some:
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2013, 09:37:43 am »
Only the camera. :ricky:
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2013, 09:38:34 am »
[quote Hou op fokken kerm oor hoe ander mense ry, los jou keyboard vir 'n paar uur en gaan ry jou bike, regtig probeer dit, dit is eintlik nogal fun  :thumleft:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2013, 01:40:59 pm »
It is perfectly natural process humanity undergoes its called natural selection.

Exactly

Wheeliest = Gets the pretty girls = pretty children
People against wheelies, most probably 45+, accountant by trade, married the wrong woman and now lives a life of regret.

Non wheeliest :


Wheeliest :


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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2013, 02:21:51 pm »
:imaposer:, Ettienne, the prettiest women gives you[usually] the prettiest kids, but also the smallest and weakest. The models and Justin Biebers [usually] comes from pretty moms, while the top rugby players come from earth-stock women with child-bearing hips. Hempies du Toit's own words. :imaposer:
And the type of girl attracted by a wheely is the equal to the type of girl attracted by a dooskarretjie doughnut, or a Escort 1SIX-doublenoughtScort doubleclutching. :pot:
The real girl is more prone to be attracted by what you wear as to what your bike can do.

 :imaposer:

2SD, die helfde van ons het tien teen een nog nooit eens 'n Escort, big six cortina of 'n Sierra gesien nie, so die girls wat hulle aantrek is in elk geval bietjie oud na ons smaak  :peepwall:

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2013, 03:16:04 pm »

Die juvenile in my neem oor en ek jaag hulle


 :laughing4: I am glad it is not only me that does that.. even if I can't keep up or catch them, I sure as hell try  :laughing4:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2013, 03:33:31 pm »
I thought I would have grown out of it by now................Not a chance :thumleft:

I wheelied along old main rd in Hillcrest the other day and a metro cop was going the other way. Luckily there is a cement mediun(?) so he couldn't chase me straight away.

If he ever pulls me over I will just ask if if such a ballie like me can/would do things like that.....really now heehee :ricky: :3some:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2013, 04:06:19 pm »
The wheelie is possibly the ultimate expression of joyful exuberance that can be performed on a motorcycle. It is always beautiful.
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #75 on: May 04, 2013, 04:18:43 pm »
Whenever I see these threads.. and YAWN there have been a lot of them I think of all of these okes who fist pump and Hi 5 after their wheelies

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #76 on: May 04, 2013, 06:50:36 pm »
The wheelie is possibly the ultimate expression of joyful exuberance that can be performed on a motorcycle. It is always beautiful.

So is screwing a beautiful woman (or man if that is your thing) but how often does that happen in public?

Do your wheelies, stoppies and what ever, but why in traffic where if something goes wrong (as it invariably will, no matter how big a riding god you are) you can actually kill or maim innocent bystanders?

I really do not give a knat's bunghole if the rider is endangering his own life, but I do care if those action are endangering the life's of innocents.

Garfield will the action of the super biker still be applauded if he overcooked the wheelie and fell down right in front of your family, causing an accident?
 

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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #77 on: May 04, 2013, 06:53:43 pm »
It is perfectly natural process humanity undergoes its called natural selection.

Exactly

Wheeliest = Gets the pretty girls = pretty children
People against wheelies, most probably 45+, accountant by trade, married the wrong woman and now lives a life of regret.

Etienne,
I agree with everything you said except the age thing. I am 50 and sometimes wheelie at every robot on the way home and there are more than 10. :thumleft: :ricky: :ricky:
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2013, 06:59:21 pm »
The wheelie is possibly the ultimate expression of joyful exuberance that can be performed on a motorcycle. It is always beautiful.

So is screwing a beautiful woman (or man if that is your thing) but how often does that happen in public?

Do your wheelies, stoppies and what ever, but why in traffic where if something goes wrong (as it invariably will, no matter how big a riding god you are) you can actually kill or maim innocent bystanders?

I really do not give a knat's bunghole if the rider is endangering his own life, but I do care if those action are endangering the life's of innocents.

Garfield will the action of the super biker still be applauded if he overcooked the wheelie and fell down right in front of your family, causing an accident?

You may or may not realize it, but a good wheely is far less common than a good screw. Al is die wereld rond, naai die mense om elke hoek en draai.
If a wheely is done away from public, who will appreciate it then??
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Re: Popping Wheelies in Traffic
« Reply #79 on: May 04, 2013, 07:09:54 pm »
Garfield will the action of the super biker still be applauded if he overcooked the wheelie and fell down right in front of your family, causing an accident?

He didn't though, so it shall be applauded...you can also then say what if the space shuttle that took those people to the moon years ago exploded on launch, killing millions..but it didn't, they went to the moon man, they were true wheeliests to step onto that space shuttle.