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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5140 on: February 13, 2018, 03:35:19 am »
Ok so I tried. OK.

To get the WD guys some pics of the scenery of the Island.  :pot:

Not the best pics, but hey... if you want better, come get your own... I'll show you the best spots to visit  :lol8:

We finally returned the little scooter to the rental place, and headed back to where we had parked the truck. We met Ze Chermans there, and slowly made our way back east, towards Marathon Key again. It was with a feeling of regret though, because Key West is just such a beautiful place. Not just the sexy girls, but the beautiful architecture and rich history of the place. Mrs Zog and I vowed to return, and to make more time to explore properly. We didn't see even a fraction of what the island has to offer. Apparently there are some pretty risque bars that open after dark  >:D

Back at Marathon Key we stopped for some beers and then went back to the B&B. I sat in the tiki bar drinking cold beer and dreaming of living in this fishing paradise...

Sunday morning we had breakfast on the way home, and were back in Palm Bay around 3pm. We went and collected our doggies from the boarding kennels because we were missing them so much. Then we could finally relax again, and settle down.

It was an awesome trip... I'll just post some more random pics of the stuff we saw...  :thumleft:
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« Reply #5141 on: February 13, 2018, 03:38:57 am »
Some of the funny things I saw.  :imaposer:
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« Reply #5142 on: February 13, 2018, 03:41:32 am »
And stuff was flying too.

I got a pic of a helicopter

and some fighter jets (there is an air force base on the island)

And a pelican diving into the ocean to catch some fish  :lol8:  eat your heart out Tom Van Brits  :lamer:  :imaposer:

The final pic is of the highest point in the entire Florida Keys. It is the trash dump. Seriously. "Mount Trashmore". Only about 50 meters high, but still the highest point for at least 200 kilometers! Did I ever mention that this place is fucking FLAT!  :eek7:  :imaposer:
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« Reply #5143 on: February 13, 2018, 03:57:23 am »
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and some fighter jets (there is an air force NAVY base on the island)

As for me, I am secretly in love lust with Elon Musk...
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« Reply #5144 on: February 13, 2018, 04:01:32 am »
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and some fighter jets (there is an air force NAVY base on the island)

As for me, I am secretly in love lust with Elon Musk...

She's just after his money  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

I just saw on TV that Charlize Theron will be the starter at the Daytona 500 this weekend. I think I need to go watch the racing  :drif:  :pot:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5145 on: February 13, 2018, 05:25:57 am »
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and some fighter jets (there is an air force NAVY base on the island)

As for me, I am secretly in love lust with Elon Musk...

She's just after his money  :peepwall:  :imaposer:

I just saw on TV that Charlize Theron will be the starter at the Daytona 500 this weekend. I think I need to go watch the racing  :drif:  :pot:
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5146 on: February 13, 2018, 06:29:54 am »
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and some fighter jets (there is an air force NAVY base on the island)

As for me, I am secretly in love lust with Elon Musk...

Clever, smart, gentle on the eyes, visionary, lots of money... what's not to lust love  >:D

Except he seems unable to keep a woman. ::)
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5147 on: February 13, 2018, 10:05:59 am »
OK. The RR continues...

After a lovely lunch we decided that we had to do the proper “exploration thing” and circumnavigate the island. In a clockwise direction.  :sip:

I saw beaches covered in hawt babes.  :drif:

I also saw hawt babes walking in the streets, and sitting at sidewalk café’s. Fukkit man, this island is crawling with hawt babes… and a couple of dawgs too  :peepwall :imaposer:

But riding a scooter with a rather wobbly steering (must be the tiny front wheel) isn’t conducive to photography…

The wind was blowing a bit in my Vagina, and heading into the breeze we managed to get it up to around 25MPH indicated. With the wind at my side we got an indicated 30MPH, but when we finally turned back towards the west with the wind at our backs we hit an indicated 35MPH!  :ricky:

I did stop at the VFW for Kilroy, but they were closed. https://www.vfw.org/  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_of_Foreign_Wars 

The little scooter tried hard, and, well, let’s be quite honest, it did succeed.  We wanted to get around without walking, and we did. And we had an absolute fucking BLAST while doing so. The wind in our hair, and sun on our faces was brilliant. Lane-splitting is illegal in the State of Florida, so we just sat behind the cars and did lots of people-watching. Mrs Zog perving at the hawt guys, and me at the hawt ladies…

You are quite the perv, well done Zog I approve

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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5148 on: February 13, 2018, 10:14:07 am »
And Elon has a big rocket
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« Reply #5149 on: February 14, 2018, 03:07:11 am »
Indeed!  :biggrin:

But you know, it's not the size, it's what he can do with it...  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
 

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« Reply #5150 on: February 14, 2018, 06:21:27 am »
Indeed!  :biggrin:

But you know, it's not the size, it's what he can do with it...  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

...and he can do it over and over... and over... and over?   :thumleft:

Mikie, you've clearly never ridden a scooter.
They are designed to NOT blow up your skirt.
That is why the sexy ladies ride them instead of motorcycles.



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« Reply #5151 on: February 14, 2018, 07:07:43 am »
That Vespa  :drif:
 

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« Reply #5152 on: February 14, 2018, 07:28:53 am »
That Vespa  :drif:
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« Reply #5153 on: February 14, 2018, 09:26:24 am »
Indeed!  :biggrin:

But you know, it's not the size, it's what he can do with it...  :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

...and he can do it over and over... and over... and over?   :thumleft:

Mikie, you've clearly never ridden a scooter.
They are designed to NOT blow up your skirt.
That is why the sexy ladies ride them instead of motorcycles.





Ah Fudmucker youre correct, and even less chance I would have done so in a dress as well

I do see a flaw in your pictures, none of them are moving so I dont believe that it doesnt blow up their....
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Re: Life in America - I made the move.
« Reply #5154 on: February 14, 2018, 09:37:46 am »
Hard to believe that she Is actually real.

Visualise her without that dress, and her legs do become impossibly long.

But she is certainly gorgeous.

Very nice Vespa too.


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« Reply #5155 on: February 14, 2018, 09:42:30 am »
I think she would look particularly nice over the back of my couch.  >:D
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« Reply #5156 on: February 14, 2018, 05:46:09 pm »
I think she would look particularly nice over the back of my couch.  >:D

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« Reply #5157 on: February 15, 2018, 07:33:46 am »
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« Reply #5158 on: February 15, 2018, 08:00:44 am »
I think she would look particularly nice over the back of my couch.  >:D

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« Reply #5159 on: February 15, 2018, 09:05:38 am »
This thread has suddenly gone further south than Key West... :patch:
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