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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #60 on: May 02, 2012, 09:46:18 pm »
Manic's got a handicap already, he's on a BeeEm. :peepwall: :peepwall:


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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #61 on: May 02, 2012, 10:03:09 pm »
 :pot: As julle nou nog wil tjank oor BMWs moet ek maar ook kakpraat: Het Jockey die BMW ouens gesien, of net hulle bikes?  Wie het proof hulle al drie is nie handycapped nie? :peepwall:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2012, 10:12:22 pm »
Ja, mens moet darem so nou en dan die KTM ouens laat goed lyk... >:D
Manic, jy's kak snaaks meneer.
Ruk nog 'n paar tannies se krukke onder hulle uit.  :mwink:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2012, 10:17:47 pm »
Manic, terwyl julle nou so besig is om al Thinkbike se "goeie" werk ongedaan te maak, gaan rob sommer die ACVV kindertjies van hul toebroodjies ook. :imaposer:
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2012, 10:32:55 pm »
Die Ktm ouens is te besig om die wimpy Se gravel parking lot farked up  te roost.
En ons park sommer op die pavement.

Die storie/ thread is legit. Maar ek trek die lyn by "moms and tots" en " bejaardes". Wtf??? Waar moet ek Dan park?? Ek stop altyd daar en as aangespreek word, Se ek ek wag vir my bejaarde pregnant vrou.

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2012, 10:50:12 pm »
Volgende week is hier seker n foto waar ek op die sypaadtjie park reg voor die Wimpy in Knysna se Hoofstraat.

Daar is ook nie bike parking nie, en dis seker ook verkeerd.

Plaas neem julle fotos en doen n Ride Report, nou moun julle oor wa ons mag park en waar nie.
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2012, 06:58:14 am »
Ek kan net dink wat die ROLSTOELRYERS moet dink. Ek het nou die dag n kar met n towbar vir n rolstoel in n gewone parkeerplek voor n Pick&Pay gekry, toe wag ek tot hy terugkom met sy rolstoel. Toe klap ek die rook uit hom uit. Ek meen, F@K, reels is reels. :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #67 on: May 03, 2012, 08:28:04 am »
Ek kan net dink wat die ROLSTOELRYERS moet dink. Ek het nou die dag n kar met n towbar vir n rolstoel in n gewone parkeerplek voor n Pick&Pay gekry, toe wag ek tot hy terugkom met sy rolstoel. Toe klap ek die rook uit hom uit. Ek meen, F@K, reels is reels. :imaposer: :imaposer:
 :laughing4: klap die kark uit hulle uit. Maak net seker hulle ry nie Bm's nie. Die ouens is baie gespanne oor hulle brand. Lyk my die brand is ma bietjie fragile  :pot:
« Last Edit: May 03, 2012, 08:29:18 am by Circlip »
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #68 on: May 03, 2012, 08:29:38 am »
You've taken their parking , I hope you get a handicap as well. Selfish twatwaffle.

Now this aint nice.

How can you call me a twatwaffle, if you dont even know me?
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2012, 08:46:33 am »
To the handicapped riders .
TODAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE !!! . YES , ON THIS DAY YOU HAVE JOINED AN ELITE & EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT HAS REPRESENTATIVES IN EVERY COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!!

YOU CAN NOW TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FREINDS THAT YOU BELONG TO THE" PARK LIKE A P@#S CLUB"!!
HERE IS YOUR MEMBERSHIP BADGE:

HI MY NAME IS .................................
I AM AN ILLITERATE C&*t
AND I PARK LIKE A twatwaffle

WEAR IT WITH PRIDE YOU OWES EARNED IT
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2012, 08:49:16 am »
To the handicapped riders .
TODAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE !!! . YES , ON THIS DAY YOU HAVE JOINED AN ELITE & EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT HAS REPRESENTATIVES IN EVERY COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!!

YOU CAN NOW TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FREINDS THAT YOU BELONG TO THE" PARK LIKE A P@#S CLUB"!!
HERE IS YOUR MEMBERSHIP BADGE:

HI MY NAME IS .................................
I AM AN ILLITERATE C&*t
AND I PARK LIKE A twatwaffle

WEAR IT WITH PRIDE YOU OWES EARNED IT
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2012, 09:06:17 am »
No.
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #72 on: May 03, 2012, 09:09:21 am »
To the handicapped riders .
TODAY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE !!! . YES , ON THIS DAY YOU HAVE JOINED AN ELITE & EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT HAS REPRESENTATIVES IN EVERY COUNTRY ON THE PLANET!!

YOU CAN NOW TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FREINDS THAT YOU BELONG TO THE" PARK LIKE A P@#S CLUB"!!
HERE IS YOUR MEMBERSHIP BADGE:

HI MY NAME IS .................................
I AM AN ILLITERATE C&*t
AND I PARK LIKE A twatwaffle

WEAR IT WITH PRIDE YOU OWES EARNED IT

No forward adress?

Do I get a badge or a nice sticker?
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #73 on: May 03, 2012, 09:10:01 am »
Ek kan net dink wat die ROLSTOELRYERS moet dink. Ek het nou die dag n kar met n towbar vir n rolstoel in n gewone parkeerplek voor n Pick&Pay gekry, toe wag ek tot hy terugkom met sy rolstoel. Toe klap ek die rook uit hom uit. Ek meen, F@K, reels is reels. :imaposer: :imaposer:

Dis hoe ek ook voel ja. Mooi gestel  :thumleft:  :laughing4:
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2012, 09:27:30 am »
Another manifestation of general lawlessness on our streets.

Do you expact drivers / riders of any make of motor vehicle to leave a disabled bay to the disabled if they don't even adhere to speed limits and treat red robots and stop signs as a yield?

Instead of  posting futile jabber (unfortunately) here on the forum I'd just forward the piccie with time & location of the offence to the traffic department. :evil6:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #75 on: May 03, 2012, 09:29:40 am »
I'd just forward the piccie with time & location of the offence to the traffic department. :evil6:

And what will THEY do?

 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #76 on: May 03, 2012, 09:42:27 am »
I'd just forward the piccie with time & location of the offence to the traffic department. :evil6:

And what will THEY do?


Initiate another round of the often cited "money making scheme" :biggrin:
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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #77 on: May 03, 2012, 09:55:35 am »
No.

Not all handicapped riders ride BM's.
Buttt all BM riders are handicapped!!!! :imaposer: ;) :peepwall: :pot:
If i had to explain you would not understand anyway......
 

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #78 on: May 03, 2012, 10:41:53 am »
No.

Not all handicapped riders ride BM's.
Buttt all BM riders are handicapped!!!! :imaposer: ;) :peepwall: :pot:

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Re: Are all BMW riders Handicaped???
« Reply #79 on: May 03, 2012, 10:51:44 am »
There are no bike parking.
They discriminate against bikers.
So we used the handicap parking.

See nothing wrong with it  ???

Always kinda wondered if your avatar was a chicken or a cock. Thanks, you've just confirmed that it's the latter.

While I harbour hopes that you're merely trolling on the subject, I suspect not.

If you can't see anything wrong with it, I would suggest looking up the definition of the following words in the dictionary;
- Narcissism
- Sociopath
it migh enliten you as to the character traits that you display.

Anyway, you're correct about one thing - very low odds that the "law" will do anything about it. I find that a good dose of superglue applied to the innards of the ingnition, or a nice key mark down the side of the tank,usually gets the message across after a whle.......