How NOT to change your bike's oil

[Jacko]

Mmmkay, right today we change the Eishpees oil.

Lemme see... 5lt of very expensive fully synthetic oil? Check!
Oil filter? Check!
Crush washer? Check!
Torque wrench? Check!

Righty, warm up engine. Remove sump guard. Position Addis Sumpy to collect oil. Unscrew sump plug. Remove oil filter. Fill new filter with oil, oil the o-ring. Screw in. Stand back and enjoy the fruits of your labour.

Okay, now we gently pour oil in with a measuring cup. Very farking accurate. Ons fok mos nie rond nie, ne?

Hmm, wonder where the oil level is by now. Let's get under the bike and see. Window is empty. Hmm.

OH WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK. THE SUMP PLUG HASN'T BEEN SCREWED IN YET, DOOS!

Congratulations. You've just wasted R350. You dump p*%s!  :

I sommer want to give myself a PK.    :biggrin:

 

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