Okay, I'm a Pom like Henry, with a typically English lack of aptitude for anyone else's language, but right from day one, I always tried my best to pronounce place names as near properly as I could. Henry, however seems to take delight in mangling them in as ignorant a way as possible, and it makes me cringe.
As for his bikes, well the Metisse gave out because, according to most opinions it's just a piece of old British crap, but according to me the twats who built it did a shite job and shouldn't be allowed to oil a wheelbarrow.
Wonder what's KTM's excuse?