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Offline 2StrokeDan

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2014, 04:45:19 pm »
Attributes of three other bikes, you ask? Hmmm, wouldn't ask much really.
Weight of a trials bike.
Power of a 1190.
Price of a Gomoto.
Yeah, I think that about covers it. :biggrin:

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2014, 07:08:08 pm »
 

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2014, 07:14:33 pm »
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Re: brand bashing
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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2014, 10:23:01 pm »
I don't know the difference between a sprocket and a spark plug . I just like to piss of the KTM boys specially THROTTEL JOCKEY
But then again if you ride a BMW nothing ever breaks , so it is OK to know zip
 

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2014, 10:27:10 pm »
I don't know the difference between a sprocket and a spark plug . I just like to piss of the KTM boys specially THROTTEL JOCKEY
But then again if you ride a BMW nothing ever breaks , so it is OK to know zip

If nothing ever breaks, why have ze got ze Toyota bakkie und ze treiler, wif ze number of ze ASSIST?? >:D

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2014, 10:31:15 pm »
Blykbaar anders om :thumleft:

Ek is nie lus v baie lees nie.

Wat is eintlik die storie, ktm ok en Bmw kak?

dis waarvan ek praat...

ziczactly!!  ons behoort eintlik maar net te aanvaar hulle is almal kark............ behalwe die ou Yammies...........  :peepwall:
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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2014, 10:45:56 pm »
I am also a bit disillusioned with Modern Yamahas. My new 2000 model XT600E has got 74000kms on it, and has already eaten a instrument illuminating globe.
Fokken R3 net daar. :xxbah:

And there were'nt even assist to come and load it, had to ride home with a dark revcounter.........nor does Yamaha offer trauma counseling like ze motorrad muffcake gang.
 

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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2014, 10:58:02 pm »
I am also a bit disillusioned with Modern Yamahas. My new 2000 model XT600E has got 74000kms on it, and has already eaten a instrument illuminating globe.
Fokken R3 net daar. :xxbah:

And there were'nt even assist to come and load it, had to ride home with a dark revcounter.........nor does Yamaha offer trauma counseling like ze motorrad muffcake gang.

Pathetic, you will have to sell her immediately, no on deserves to suffer from such a traumatic event  :imaposer:
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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2014, 07:31:22 am »

Die klank van 'n 990 met 'n nice stel aftermarket pype,  :thumleft:
Daarsy Bak Ore, jy kom reg chap!

Ok, almal behalwe Cockerman se 990, syne klink somer kak, eintlik is hy die enigste wat 'n kak 990 ry. :imaposer: :imaposer:
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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #90 on: August 23, 2014, 07:38:46 am »
...
But then again if you ride a BMW nothing ever breaks...

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... so it is OK to know zip

Obvious ::)
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Re: brand bashing
« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2014, 07:32:43 pm »
Die Yamaha boys is net bitter... Hulle het gedink toe daai oil tanker released is sal daar 'n paar Yamaha vs KTM of BMW vs Yamaha threads wees maar toe bly dit net aan gaan, KTM vs BMW.

Ek kry die ouens amper jammer.... dit is sad.

Maar al julle bikes is k@k.

gaan soek jy maar eerder skoor op `n ander thread, en bly weg van hierdie fabrikaat f*kkers kinkel.
jou bike is letterlik k*k, as ek so na die kiekies op hierdie forum kyk.


En jy is...?  ???

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« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2014, 02:18:34 pm »
I just want my 1190 to be as reliable as 2strokedan's xt.
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« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2014, 02:30:34 pm »
I just want my 1190 to be as reliable as 2strokedan make us believe his xt is.

Fixed.
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« Reply #94 on: August 25, 2014, 03:31:02 pm »
Valid point.....
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« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2014, 04:26:49 pm »
I just want my 1190 to be as reliable as 2strokedan make us believe his xt is.

Fixed.

The day I lie about a bike, even a Yammie's reliability, is when I start lying about my age. Self-deceiving?
 

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« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2014, 09:23:58 pm »

The day I lie about a bike, even a Yammie's reliability, is when I start lying about my age. Self-deceiving?

Oh dear!  The kidder has gone al serious on us!   :laughing4:
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« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2014, 09:41:02 pm »

The day I lie about a bike, even a Yammie's reliability, is when I start lying about my age. Self-deceiving?

Oh dear!  The kidder has gone al serious on us!   :laughing4:

Yamaha reliability is indeed serious business.