First UK (London) business trip because you have keep all the slips for claim purposes. Arrive Heathrow, at small coffee shop somewhere in Greenwich have a toastie and small bite. There you typically order at the counter, pay and sit down. Ask for the slip the cashier looks at me funny, I explain slip, you know thing that shows what I bought "ah you mean the receipt". Yeah that thing.
WC - still gets me every time I'm in the UK
Irish much more friendlier, arrive early, didn't arrange early check in, receptionist says if you wait 15 minutes I'll check you in at no cost but if you want in now there be a 70 Euro charge. Best 15 minute wait ever and she also chatted the whole 15 minutes advising the cool places to visit. Quite the opposite of the London folk, there some east block receptionist will happily tell you to fuck off (in a polite manner) because check is at whatever the time. Outside London (Poole) things change and a lot like in JHB other than the accent and weather. Much more friendlier people.
Tanzania still my favorite place and told Kenya even better. Real friendly people. On the way to hotel you notice these kiosk type things that look like a 1x2m shack but with door missing and a semi window/counter thing. Inside black hanging thing. Eventually the cabbie stops long enough for me to figure out this setup. Piece of meat and the black stuff - flies. I ate cheese and tomato sandwiches with chips for a week, good beer though.
Moz more specifically Maputo for me is a shit hole. Corrupt cops, piss poor service, runny stomach, prostitutes in the lobby wanting to carry your luggage (common in Africa) just annoyed me.
Edit to add Fanta Orange actually tastes like orange juice in the UK unlike the very sweet yet orangy taste here. Tastes like pressed oranges for some reason.