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Offline Watty

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Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« on: January 22, 2009, 05:53:11 pm »
Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?

If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:

    * Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
    * Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
    * Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
    * Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
    * Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
    * Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?


Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:

    * Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
    * Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
    * Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
    * Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
    * Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
    * Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
    * Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
    * Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
    * Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?
 

Offline Plaashaas

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 06:12:36 pm »
 :imaposer: :laughing4:

jis thats so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline dieterf

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 06:20:34 pm »
 :pot: i like it!
 

Offline Gravel_Seeker

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 07:10:12 pm »
I always thought is was spelled Hardley Davdison  >:D
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Offline Fugly

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 07:17:03 pm »
Go Watty!! I like this 1!
Donít worry about things that arenít, worry about things that are and your decisions are so much easier to make!
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2009, 07:30:04 pm »
Bwaaaaaahahahahahaha!
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2009, 07:35:09 pm »
Some more questions to answer Yes too if you want to buy one:

Do you own a bike trailer or are you prepared or planning to buy one soon (Like just before you buy the bike or together with the bike or very soon afterwards)?
Do you own a X5 to tow the trailer with?
Do you have a well stocked workshop?
Do you have shares in "Locktite" or are you prepared to buy shares?
Does your wife enjoy watching you ride your bike from behind the steering wheel of an X5?
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Wat ek het, is net geleen!
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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 08:16:21 pm »
i can't be bothered to read all the above shit,  but i'd tell you this:  if any one of my mates wanted to buy one,  i'd punch him in the face hard 'till the feeling passed.   He'd thank me sooner or later....

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 07:46:33 am »


btw 

Q: Why did the Harley owner put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 08:27:17 am »
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover???

The position of the "Dirt Bag"
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 08:34:42 am »
Would that work for a "B M trouble U"?
 

Offline Supervan

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 08:47:08 am »
Give H-D some credit.  A company that can figure out how to *design* an engine where the piston stands still while the rest of the engine rotates around the piston should be given some credit!

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Offline lecap

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 09:17:42 am »
I always thought is was spelled Hardley Davdison  >:D

Harley Ferguson?
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Offline AdventureBoy

Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 10:26:36 am »
The most efficient way of converting enrgy (fuel) to noise without the by-product of horsepower.
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 12:14:07 pm »
it is actually spelt "Hardley Dangerous""
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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2009, 02:21:57 pm »
Give them some credit.

98% of all Harleys ever made are still on the road









The other 2% made it home   >:D
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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2009, 02:52:54 pm »
:imaposer:
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2009, 03:12:03 pm »
HD shakers never wave on the road - they are scared of dropping their tools ;D
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2009, 05:04:26 pm »
No guyz, it's HARDLY ABLESON!
 

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Re: Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2009, 06:00:03 pm »
Tough audience here huh! Jeez guys i rode one once for a weekend & it was fantastic! I had no issues, big dick/small dick etc. It pulled like a train & was a smooth ride man. Electra Glide Ultra Classic....you could not bolt anymore shit on , its all there! :biggrin:
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