Watty
Race Dog
- Joined
- Jun 22, 2006
- Messages
- 3,954
- Reaction score
- 3
- Location
- Port Elizabeth
- Bike
- Suzuki Djebel 250XC
Should I buy a Harley-Davidson?
If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:
* Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
* Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
* No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
* Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
* Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
* Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
* Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
* Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?
Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:
* Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
* Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
* Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
* Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
* Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
* Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
* Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
* Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
* Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?
If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:
* Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
* Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
* No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
* Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
* Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
* Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
* Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
* Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?
Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:
* Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
* Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
* Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
* Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
* Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
* Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
* Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
* Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
* Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?