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Offline Blou Zebu

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Will the pillion smell it if....
« on: September 16, 2009, 04:59:43 pm »
Will the pillion smell it if.... I fart?

Nearly farted today but was worried that the pillion might get upset with me. Had to keep it in and nearly burst a derm.
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 05:02:05 pm »
Let rip, if you don't fart that fart will creep up your spine to your brain and give you lots of kak idea's. :biggrin:

If a pillion can smell as fart at speed, she must a verey sensitive shnoz.
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 05:02:49 pm »
You are not married are you? ;D
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 05:05:56 pm »
You are not married are you? ;D

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 05:07:26 pm »
Will the pillion smell it if.... I fart?

Nearly farted today but was worried that the pillion might get upset with me. Had to keep it in and nearly burst a derm.

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 05:08:42 pm »
You are not married are you? ;D

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Tie-hie-hie. ;D

Ek is so bly ek hoef nie meer te worry oor kaark nie ;D

You would only worry about that if you wanted to impress said pillion ;D
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 05:14:59 pm »
I always stand up on the pegs to fart. Its a BMW thing we do. But then I do not carry pillions.  
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 05:23:44 pm »
Have a good rip but be carefull not to hit a pothole at the same time, you might create a bigger problem  :imaposer:
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 05:25:46 pm »
Don't worry about the smell.

Worry about the vibrations it will cause on the seat and between her legs.
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 05:33:12 pm »
Also, if your stomach is dodgy, dont trust that you'll stop before the solids (liquids) comes - the vibrations numbs your ass just enough so you cant feel it.... :patch:
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 05:36:09 pm »
You can go ahead and let rip

I've tried it - and I've still got my gonads  :imaposer:
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 05:39:24 pm »
Neewat ou maat, jy kan maar laat loop!!  :biggrin:

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 05:42:04 pm »
1. wait till stationary
2. lean forward, otherwise a lot gets wasted
3. direct into said pillions helmet where it will be trapped
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 05:43:36 pm »
Also, if your stomach is dodgy, dont trust that you'll stop before the solids (liquids) comes - the vibrations numbs your ass just enough so you cant feel it.... :patch:

Voice of experience?
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 05:45:33 pm »
No comment...  :peepwall:
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 05:48:43 pm »
Unbelievable... kan darem lekker snot uitdink :imaposer: :imaposer:
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 07:29:43 pm »
1. wait till stationary
2. lean forward, otherwise a lot gets wasted
3. direct into said pillions helmet where it will be trapped
4. duck

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 07:44:20 pm »
Careful,some okes you'll smell several cars back.
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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 08:19:21 pm »
I always stand up on the pegs to fart. Its a BMW thing we do. But then I do not carry pillions.  

Aaaaah thats why I see so many BM riders standing.....     :pot:
 

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Re: Will the pillion smell it if....
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 08:21:12 pm »
I always stand up on the pegs to fart. Its a BMW thing we do. But then I do not carry pillions. 

Aaaaah thats why I see so many BM riders standing.....     :pot:

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