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JK

Race Dog
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May 9, 2011
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KTM 790 Adventure R
In view of someone that recently noted very funnily that one of the oks in their group is called "Par3 Stroke1" (Moeilike Kortgat) i was wondering what else is out there  ;D

We have the following degerates in our little group  :lol8:
Bleshoenner - Sharpest pencil in the pack obviously as there is so much brains there is no place for hair
Duikboot - Has some trouble with watercrossings
2 Bar - Extremely obsessed with everyone's Tyre pressures when we hit dirt
1 Bar - Son of the above tyre pressure obsessed member
Bin Laaing - Favors a beard and has been caught trying to trick us
Benoni Croni - He is from there where the Tops recently got a Spar
Quick Fit - Most valuable member as witnessing him in action changing a tube on a DS bike is like poetry
Kirby - Really sphecial child. Has more vacuum cleaners than vehicles in his grage and also no carpets in his house
Tossels - Constant fight to get him off his Hardley Dangerous type bike to come and ride wif us
GGG - Gert Gerrit Gertjie aka Wooly Bugger. Our group whats-app grammar obsessed member
Gatsaag - Loves mountain biking so much will sometimes pass riding with us. But we forgive him as all the bicycles are KTM's
Full Trottle - Only KLR rider in the group
Loop & Val - Has some trouble with all terrain
Flatlander - Our only plattelandse member from the States. VRYSTAAT
Bossie - Our most recent member that has joined us with this name and he thinks we think its because of his surname but we know its about the hair
 
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