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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2008, 03:37:14 pm »
one day when i grow up i hope to be able to ride a bike like a ktm owner  >:D
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2008, 03:37:41 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2008, 03:39:55 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

My 20 posts were spot on!

Cant resist it hey......   :imaposer:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2008, 03:41:30 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

Now you've done it :lamer:

Leave us respectable Honda riders out of it :patch: ;D
"Stercus accidit..."
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2008, 03:42:47 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

i agree with you jacko - only harley davidson owners are cool - all the others are k@k  ;)
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2008, 03:43:21 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

Now you've done it :lamer:

Leave us respectable Honda riders out of it :patch: ;D

Jy't nogsteeds katoom bloed in jou! Moenie maak of jy nie het nie!
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2008, 03:45:26 pm »
I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme.

Thats the first zooki chirp Ive ever seen on this forum.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. Maybe I'll kick over that twat bike of yours when I see it again. :evil6:
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2008, 03:47:26 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

Now you've done it :lamer:

Leave us respectable Honda riders out of it :patch: ;D

You've got multiple personality disorder. BMW, KTM & BMW (OK, the wife's but still) and now Honda.  :glasses12: :biggrin:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2008, 03:47:53 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.




Now you've done it :lamer:

Leave us respectable Honda riders out of it :patch: ;D

Jy't nogsteeds katoom bloed in jou! Moenie maak of jy nie het nie!

Wie...ek :peepwall:

As die 690 adventure realiseer is ek verseker weer Orange :mwink:
« Last Edit: November 24, 2008, 03:49:48 pm by Ratel »
"Stercus accidit..."
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2008, 03:51:09 pm »
You've got multiple personality disorder.

Doubt it. It requires personality to start off with  :pot:
« Last Edit: November 24, 2008, 03:51:30 pm by newguy »
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2008, 03:51:38 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

Shaft drives sound like a gay sex toy.

Tubeless tyres are for pussies.
 ;D

 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2008, 03:52:14 pm »
Aw fukkit, I've just returned from the fridge and now this ...

Are you too limp wristed for a barney or what?

I personally dislike KTMs a lot. BMW riders are twats. Honda owners are miscreants and I can't stand Suzukis with that kak yellow colour scheme. Yamaha?! Silly bikes. And don't get met started on Kawasaki.

Come on then, cross this line.

HP2 sucks.................... :pot:
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #32 on: November 24, 2008, 03:53:53 pm »
HP2 sucks.................... :pot:

and KTM blows..................  :pot:

 >:D
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2008, 03:56:11 pm »
KTM = Kom Tou My (met n BMW natuurlik)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAGH I think I'll go left.

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2008, 04:01:23 pm »
You've got multiple personality disorder.

Doubt it. It requires personality to start off with  :pot:

Ouch :o That was below the belt ;D My days of being an accountant is long gone :thefinger:
"Stercus accidit..."
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2008, 04:14:00 pm »
Like they say....grow a thicker skin....
I have read here that BMW riders dont greet......in fact I have had a number of KTM riders who dont greet
Some wise crack said something about BMW riders standing up.....funny enough at the KTM RR 95 % of them was also standing up.....
I believe it is just some oke with nothing to really say something but then post some k@k like that....we all do the same things for vark steaks...some greet , some dont, some stand up some dont.....some talk k@k, some dont...
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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2008, 04:14:09 pm »
thats it !!!!!!
had enough !!!!!!

selling my bike
and my kit
and my house (oops i rent)
gonna use public transport from now on
Whatever you're thinking, think the opposite
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2008, 04:36:30 pm »
Farking Yammie riders...
Can't even be bothered to think up a reply to dodgy brand bashing...

Anyways, I think I'll go play on the highway now

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2008, 04:40:21 pm »
Like they say....grow a thicker skin....

Yip, and don't confuse me with someone who gives a shit.
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There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar:
I love not Man the less, but Nature more"
 

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Re: What is it with KTM riders/owners?
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2008, 04:41:19 pm »
As KT-emmer707 said, according to Chopper Reed:



Harden the F... up !!!